I have an idea for a new game show specifically geared for moms. The challenge would be to answer all the questions with only 3 word sentences. I think I'd be really good at this since that's almost entirely what my vocabulary consists of right now...
"Wash your hands."
"Put it back."
"Eat your food."
"What is that?"
"Come here kid."
"That's not nice."
I have a plethera of these in my vocab entourage. I really appreciate when I can participate in grown-up conversation with my dear friend Catherine who's verbage is renowned. I'm sure my feeble attempts to keep up give her a hearty laugh.
So who's ready to make some money? I'm sure I could take all you stay-at-home moms on.
"That's the truth!"
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"Don't hit James."
"Amelia, don't bite."
"Put it down."
"Come here NOW."
"Where are you???"
"No, not now."
"Need to potty?"
"You can walk."
Yes...I think your game show idea is splendid. May I be a contestant?
Get your finger out of your nose.
Don't hit your sister.
Put your skirt down.
Did you toot?
Sit down.
Stand up.
Come here.
Don't sit on the piano.
How long does it take to pee?
Wash your hands.
Wash them again.
Stop playing in the toilet.
I'm in! :)
oh and as you can see, I just can't stick to three word sentences. I'd clearly lose.
Does "No, NO, NOOOOOOOO!!" count?
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